*Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
*When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
*Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
*If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
*Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
*If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
*If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
*Why do they report power outages on TV?
*When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
