Yep. This is what Science looks like to me...A freakin' foreign language.
And so the saga begins...
The search for the one who can bring me to Scientific bliss.
The one who can show me the path to the land of "understanding (Enzymes, Lysosomes, Competitive Inhibitors)..."
If you are this person, please. I beg of you. I fall down at your feet and kiss the ground you walk on. um...on second thought, I'll just beg you-- Please be my "BIO 1."
Now, at a glance, this title might not appear to be of much significance. But if you look a little closer, a little deeper....no really, look closer and deeper...you will see the words get bigger. O.k., so it is common knowledge that objects appear larger when viewed up close. But forget common knowledge for right now. You, "BIO 1" will be my Savior. Now that is a pretty big title to live up to, if you can remember your bible scriptures.
Now, what is the job description of a Biology Savior, you might ask? Well alright, I'll tell you: A Biology Savior, meaning you "BIO 1," must have a deep-rooted passion for Biology AND be highly proficient in it. Secondly, you must be able to EXPLAIN it to someone who is, let's say, Scientifically inept. Like maybe me. Thirdly, and lastly, you must be able to teach me all the skills I need relatively quickly as I have a test on 5 chapters of material in 2 days!
At this point, you're probably asking yourself, 'what do I get out of this?' Well, for starters, you get the personal-satisfaction of helping someone acheive something they wouldn't have been able to without you. No monetary benefits could ever surpass this kind of reward. On that note, I should also mention that as a poor college student, I will not be able to pay you for your services, but I'm sure we can work something out ;-). I'm a very cooperative person.
Seeing as how time is of the essence here, a quick response would be greatly appreciated.
Don't you all call at once.
Seeing as how time is of the essence here, a quick response would be greatly appreciated.
Don't you all call at once.
