Yep, this pretty much sums up my day.
I regret to inform everyone that Chanel has, once again, made a huge mistake in the friendship department. One VERY, ULTRA, LIKE TOTALLY HUGE mistake. If there were a brown bag lying around, and if it was not a suffocating hazard in this hot heat, I would surely be hiding my face right now. What mistake would be large enough to trigger a post of this nature you might ask?...Why, the kind that involves Birthdays of course.
So, Nicole's Birthday was Yesterday, not Saturday. For some reason I thought that Saturday was the 30th because, well I'm an airhead and have no perception of time or space, or dates for that matter. So, in an attempt to salvage myself from quite possibly forgetting one of the most important people in my life's Birthday, I made myself look like an even bigger idiot. But you know what, I don't really care. I think by writing these two self-scrutinizing posts, I have more than made up for my recent blunders, and deserve a nice head massage from all the thinking that went in to this, and because I just stood in line for over an hour to buy books at school. Everyone be nice to me now. It's not a good Chanel-appreciation day. And you know what time of month it is.